July 2012
June 2012
Someone makes you mad, but you can't hit them:
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
It's hard saying goodbye to something you once...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Parents: Who are you texting? Me: Me: Jake from State Farm.
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1 tag
5 tags
It's cyberbullying.
Peeta: Gale! Gale! Hey, hey Gale!
Gale: What?
Peeta: I wrote another song for you...
Gale: No, don't-
Peeta: Hey, I just met you...
Gale: Please, not another song-
Peeta: And this is crazy.
Gale: Can you just-
Peeta: But I'm a baker
Gale: Shut up-
Peeta: And I stole your lady.
Gale: ...
blondemathgeek:
riddlemehiddleston:
paper-criminal:
OH MY GOD
YOU KNOW HOW MONSTERS INC 2 IS COMING OUT IN 2013
AND HOW WE’LL HAVE WAITED 12 YEARS FOR IT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CAN SAY
IT TOOK ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LIKE ANOTHER 90s KIDS THING OR SOMETHING AND THEN I READ IT AGAIN AND TWELVE YEARS AND OH MY GOD I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR...
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
darklight1824:
doingthemost510:
purelyawkward:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
brunetteinferno:
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay...
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities
People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t
And the pictures move
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
dekutree:
no those are my friends
you can’t just meet them through me and be better friends with then than i am
no stop it
i saw them first
